Definitions by chris wheal

fat pat 

the name says it all. the most ugly, aggressive, fat, annoying, ugly, smelly school cook you have ever seen. she cant cook but that doesnt matter because she eats everything anyway. she has a niece who takes several of her characteristics (see emily easton) only god knows why anyone would have screwed her though!

run! its fat pat, she sat on the cat and made it flat!

fat pat by chris wheal May 12, 2004

roman abramovich

rich russian pikey who shows as much emotion as a dead fish. doesnt have a clue about football and smells like poo.

bearded twat who is lovers with frank lampard (his girlfriend is just for show, and damn is she ugly!)

roman abramovich by chris wheal May 10, 2004

always hungry 

chris wheal is always hungry

chris what are you doing?
what do you think? eating!!!

always hungry by chris wheal April 27, 2004

pooneck 

generally derogatorty term. can be substituted for twat, asshole, wanker, knobcheese etc. ussually associated with chris wheal

chris is a pooneck

pooneck by chris wheal April 23, 2004

knobcheese 

there was a young mouse called keith,
who bit a mans knob with his teeth,
it wasnt for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but to get to the cheese beneath

chris is a knobcheese

knobcheese by chris wheal April 23, 2004

ate all the pies

in answer to "who ate all the pies?" see chris wheal

she ate all the pies!

ate all the pies by chris wheal April 20, 2004