turkey

Three strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).

David just got a Turkey!

by Chris March 26, 2003

The Sammy Hagar

The sammy Hagar is a sex posistion in which the man holds his women like a guitar. Head over right shoulder he "tunes" her nipple whilst fondeling her vaginal area.

Oh Chris please preform the sammy hagar on me.

by Chris April 16, 2005

blow

Cocaine

Man, I really need some blow right now!

by Chris December 15, 2002

Treecko

A Pokemon from the latest pokemon games, "PokeMon Ruby/Sapphire". He is a first-choice pokemon you get at the beginning, or agian through a cheat code. He is #1 in the Pokedex and has two evolutionary stages.

Your first Pokemon was a Treecko? Cool!

by Chris May 16, 2004

plywood

A flat ass, having no curves.

Christinas got a plywood ass.

by Chris November 18, 2004

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

by Chris January 28, 2004

mazzy

The most amazing person that you will eva meet she funni she mad but shes my wife 2 be and i neva be alone with out her shes my star shes my everything. also very sexy and Grrrrrreat in bed

O Mazzzy!!
Mazzy!!!
mazzypooss

by Chris March 12, 2005