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Definitions by chonk cat

MTX Jackhammer

The MTX Jackhammer is one of the largest (if not THE largest) subwoofer loudspeakers ever manufactured. It is often used in automotive applications, where it needs its own dedicated alternator, battery, and capacitor bank. It is very large and weighs several hundred pounds. It is in fact so large that it will not easily fit in a normal car. It is best suited for minivans, SUVs, Hummers, and the like. Speakers this large are often considered overkill for car audio.
My friend just got an MTX Jackhammer for his riced minivan.
MTX Jackhammer by chonk cat February 7, 2009
A pejorative term for the 6 major oil (petroleum) companies. These companies are ExxonMobil, Royal Dutch Shell, BP, Chevron Corporation, ConocoPhillips, and Total S.A.
Looks like Big Oil stocks are up today.
Big Oil by chonk cat December 9, 2008

fry an egg on the sidewalk 

To say that one could fry an egg on the sidewalk means it's very hot outside. It is actually possible to fry an egg on the sidewalk with the help of mirrors or a solar concentrator. This is often done in developing countries.
It's so hot outside that you could fry an egg on the sidewalk.

metalpecker 

Woodpecker that pecks on metal objects, especially chimney caps.
The metalpecker woke me up this morning.
metalpecker by chonk cat October 22, 2008