child molester van. usually an old 80's panelvan (ford econoline, chevy vandura, gmc beaverville, dodge ramvan, etc...) cmv's will usually have swing out doors on the side known as child snatching doors. commonly driving the van will be a middle-aged man who looks like child molester.
the cmv pulled up with the childsnatching doors waiting to feast upon the school children
any van that a mexican drives, usually (but not always) a ford aerostar or fullsize chevy van. may also be a gmc safari, chevy astro, dodge caravan. beanervans are used to transport illegals across the border.
did you see all the damnmexicans sleeping in that beanervan in the parkinglot?!