child molester van. usually an old 80's panelvan (ford econoline
, chevy vandura
, gmc beaverville
, dodge ramvan
, etc...) cmv's will usually have swing out doors on the side known as child snatching doors
. commonly driving the van will be a middle-aged man who looks like child molester.
the cmv pulled up with the child snatching doors waiting to feast upon the school children