fefatchat

When fat people instant message while defecating fecal matter. It's a combination of the words fecal, fat and chat.

Jarod eats Subway while fechatting, but he used to fefatchat like a mo' fo'.

by chicken love March 04, 2009

fechow

Eating while on the toilet. It's a combination of fecal (as in matter) and chow (as in food).

Matt's constipation kept him on the toilet for so long he had to fechow his lunch.

by chicken love March 04, 2009