Definitions by chicken love

fefatchat 

When fat people instant message while defecating fecal matter. It's a combination of the words fecal, fat and chat.

Jarod eats Subway while fechatting, but he used to fefatchat like a mo' fo'.

fefatchat by chicken love March 4, 2009

fechow 

Eating while on the toilet. It's a combination of fecal (as in matter) and chow (as in food).

Matt's constipation kept him on the toilet for so long he had to fechow his lunch.

fechow by chicken love March 4, 2009