Definitions by chicken fried negro sammich

nigmac 

generally a sandwich ordered at mcdonald's. essentially, it is the double cheeseburger made like a mac.

jamal: yo tyrone imma go buy me a nigmac
tyrone: me 2

nigmac by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009

nig mac meal 

this meal consists of a double cheeseburger made like a bigmac, with upsized fries and large fruitopia/sprite.

jake: yo tyrone i have enough for da nig mac but not the nig mac meal... can you help me out?
tyrone: naw mayne i already spent mah welfare cheque on diapers.

nig mac meal by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009

cow patty surprise 

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.

Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise

cow patty surprise by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009

ass rat

a giant piece of shit that has a tail, resembling a rat

guy 1: so i was taking this giant shit at mcdonald's last night and it turned out to be an ass rat.
guy 2: god damn

ass rat by chicken fried negro sammich February 27, 2009

hairy bucket 

Pubic hairs found at the tip of your penis.

this mornin i woke up with a massively hairy bucket. i'm all good now, tho

hairy bucket by chicken fried negro sammich February 26, 2009