hairbag

An unkempt, old school 1970s pubic bush that's packed so tightly inside underwear that it explodes outward when released.

I hurt my neck when I went down on her. I pulled off her panties and her hairbag exploded.

by chicago jones June 13, 2011

baloney ring

A bung hole.

She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.

by chicago jones June 13, 2011

punch the icebag

To masturbate.

I just got back from the beach and I need to punch the icebag before we go out.

by chicago jones July 11, 2011