chicago jones's definitions

punch the icebag

To masturbate.

I just got back from the beach and I need to punch the icebag before we go out.

by chicago jones July 11, 2011

hairbag

An unkempt, old school 1970s pubic bush that's packed so tightly inside underwear that it explodes outward when released.

I hurt my neck when I went down on her. I pulled off her panties and her hairbag exploded.

by chicago jones June 13, 2011

baloney ring

A bung hole.

She has a no-fly zone around her baloney ring.

by chicago jones June 13, 2011