chester's definitions

john kerry

Dumb shit president with a fucked up idea of morality; very in your face attitude about winning 3 stupid purple hearts BIG FREAKIN DEAL

George Bush: John Kerry
When you take the best qualities of an elephant and a donkey, you get a lot of SHIT!-- WCTR Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

by Chester August 18, 2006

pasadena mudslide

This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.)

Unfortunately this wasn't possible on Ridgly but Baily did well.

by Chester January 11, 2005

scrrrrrrrrrr

This is an onomatopoeia. It is the high pitched sound your car makes when you accelerate through at turn at too great a speed.

scrrrrrrrrrr (high pitched)

by Chester November 26, 2006

crap snapper

a person/thing that enjoys snatching and breaking poo in half.

"damn that guy is a crap snapper"

by chester November 29, 2003

resusate

When a girl is asleep, carefully open her mouth so that she doesn't awake. Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. When the time is right, you let rip the biggest baddest fart ever known to man and see if it wakes her up. Great fun during those long sleepless nights.

This one made Ridgly pass out

by Chester January 11, 2005

spinnin'

To mix records.

Damn that DJ is spinnin'

by chester February 17, 2003

sarcast

Someone who is sarcastic.

You're such a sarcast! I should thrash you to death with a wiffel ball bat.

by Chester May 13, 2005