2 definitions by chelsea :P

A melch is someone who tells jokes, sometimes said jokes are dirty. It is derived from my name(chelsea) and menstrual-enstrual-anian. I have no idea what that means, but it is part of melch. I also think it could mean someone who talks too much.
You are such a melch.
Stop being such a melch and shut up.
by chelsea :P May 20, 2008
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The nick name for Danny Messer and Lindsay Monroe on the CBS show CSI: NY. Derived from the Dan in Danny' name and, Montana, Lindsay's nickname because she is from said state.
Dantana really ned to hookup.
Dantana are adorable together
by chelsea :P May 20, 2008
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