chaz alano's definitions

mash

To engage in sexual activities.

I am horney... I need to mash a chic.

by chaz alano September 30, 2008

Enronitis

The rational fear that a big company will screw you over.

I do not think I can ever trust another company. I am suffering from Enronitis.

by chaz alano September 30, 2008

car jacked

To get a blowjob or handjob in a vehicle.

I am so horney right now i would not object to being car jacked.

by chaz alano September 30, 2008