cathi robertson's definitions

fag-along

noun: similar to a recent word of the day (which are picked by illegal aliens who don't speak english)...gay-crashing. Meaning; the act of entering an event or activity meant for gay and lesbian persons, whether straight (stupid word) people are welcomed or not. For instance; not all gate crashers are unwelcomed, they simply went where they weren't part of ''the gang'' or invited
verb; the act of entering an event or activity meant specifically for gay or lesbian persons.

I had a blast Saturday I played fag-along with my gay son and his fag-hag Miranda. whoooot!

by Cathi Robertson July 7, 2008

noob

noun; a naked boob, or tit, keep it simple. all these other definiions are way to complicated and unoriginal. Let's all agree that from now on, a noon, is anaked boob.

janet jackson was gracious enough to flash a noob for us when she had a ''wardrobe malfunction'' (p.s. what kind of phrase is that?)

by cathi robertson August 5, 2008

rimwrecked

When a vehicle has at least one unmatching rim, usually caused by crackheads stealing and scrapping aluminum.

"That s.o.b. rimwrecked my car!"

by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008

frogging

An alternative for the commonly used curse word "fucking" Used by conservative Christians and others who feel BAD saying BAD words, so they substitute obvious words to curse anyway....

Also see (Hypercrite)

"ust say what you mean, you frogging ashhole!"

Also see "ashhole"

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

Porta-Hotty

A play on the term Porta-Potty. We all like to have things we need and enjoy wherever we go, sooooo a Porta-Hotty is an incredibly realistic and HOT blow up doll (male or female...yes, I'm a fagalong) This "doll" would have "hot" parts such as mouth, penis, vaginer and asshole (warmers inside them)So that they would not only be hot in the superficial sense but also in the practical sense. The Porta-Hotty can suck peenus better than the average living person. I know you may never have seen a Porta-Hotty, but watch they'll be all the rage within months of this post.

Driver: what's the matter Homer?

Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!

Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"

minutes later...

Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"

Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."

by Cathi Robertson August 12, 2008