Definitions by caseoh's lost brother
Retardphobic
A person who feels intense irritation, fear, hatred, or second hand embarrassment towards people who constantly say or do the absolute dumbest shit imaginable, not people with actual intellectual disabilities, but the self-inflicted mouth-breathers, brain dead trolls, conspiracy addicts, and smooth-brained attention whores who make you lose brain cells just by existing in their vicinity.
It's the visceral reaction you get when someone opens their mouth and you can physically feel your IQ dropping.
It's the visceral reaction you get when someone opens their mouth and you can physically feel your IQ dropping.
"Bro I'm not ableist, I'm retardphobic. I don't care if you're disabled, but if you unironically say the Earth is flat in 2026, I'm blocking you."
"She's not mean, she's just retardphobic. One more 'Let's go Brandon' or 'The vaccines have microchips' comment and she might actually snap."
"This comment section is full of retards arguing about pineapple on pizza for the 500th time. I'm too retardphobic for this shit, I'm out."
"She's not mean, she's just retardphobic. One more 'Let's go Brandon' or 'The vaccines have microchips' comment and she might actually snap."
"This comment section is full of retards arguing about pineapple on pizza for the 500th time. I'm too retardphobic for this shit, I'm out."
Retardphobic by caseoh's lost brother May 6, 2026
Pussy Licker
A person, typically a female, who is overly enthusiastic or sycophantic in their admiration and support for someone, often to an excessive or obsequious degree. This term is considered a female counterpart to "dick rider," implying that the person is metaphorically "licking" up to someone in a manner that is overly eager or fawning.
"Why does she always have to be such a pussy licker around the popular girls? It's like she can't think for herself."
"Being a pussy licker won't get you far; people respect those who stand on their own two feet."
"Being a pussy licker won't get you far; people respect those who stand on their own two feet."
Pussy Licker by caseoh's lost brother June 23, 2024