A small, fluffy creature, often seen pootling along the ground.
"There goes a pootle, pootling along."
anything sexual
loving name
descripton or someone or something
tonight we are gonna shnog
I was bored one day on the internet, so I decided to grow a website which I intended to fill to the brim with random snippets and slices of fun from my life, which may or may not be amusing depending on whether you're boring or not. I searched frantically for inspiration for a name. I was reading the fifth Harry Potter book at the time and as my eyes skimmed the page like milk, those dreaded words (uttered by Professor Umbridge) caught my eye..."Hem hem". The simple beauty of these words combined together to form one marvellous sound and I knew it would be a fantastically satisfactory title for my site.
www.hemhem.tk (Please note, this is not the greatest site in the world, this is just a tribute!)
the less explicit way of saying fucker
frock you you fugly frocker
something that is not meant to be preverted but when it is said it sounds preverted
when the coach said to the basketball players "take careful aim" the cheerleaders shouted out hakel!
kind of like the Hoodie theory except instead of hooides this is the theory that lads automatically look cuter when they have a sleeve over there mouth or are chewing a cup
paul grahams hott
Paul Graham chewing a cup is HOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
some complete idiot who sits in gum on the bus the day they are due to start a new job! convenient!
my friend
