carl from school's definitions

stubby man

a wide and fat man who ate too many McDonald big macs and does not know how to drinks water.

Stubby man fat man: hmmm, how do you drink this water? I can drink pop but not this stupid drink.
Me: HAHAHAHAha what a bum!

by carl from school October 7, 2021

Mavis

Mavis is a very cool person who occasionally goes by carl. She is SUPER funny and loves beans.

Hey is that carl?(Mavis)
yessir. She's so funny and cool.

by carl from school October 6, 2021

Elmo slide

A dance, commonly done by Elmo. Like the Cha-Cha slide but for small children.

Teacher: What should we do for recess?
Small children: The Elmo Slide!

by carl from school October 7, 2021

vermin baby

A vermin baby is a small and flabby creature that you love. He or she is very furry and annoying but you cuddle them to death anyway.

Pippin is a Boston terrier and he is my vermin baby.

by carl from school October 6, 2021