Urban Dictionary: Definitions by carl from school

Elmo slide

A dance, commonly done by Elmo. Like the Cha-Cha slide but for small children.

Teacher: What should we do for recess?
Small children: The Elmo Slide!

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a wide and fat man who ate too many McDonald big macs and does not know how to drinks water.

Stubby man fat man: hmmm, how do you drink this water? I can drink pop but not this stupid drink.
Me: HAHAHAHAha what a bum!

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Mavis is a very cool person who occasionally goes by carl. She is SUPER funny and loves beans.

Hey is that carl?(Mavis)
yessir. She's so funny and cool.

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A vermin baby is a small and flabby creature that you love. He or she is very furry and annoying but you cuddle them to death anyway.

Pippin is a Boston terrier and he is my vermin baby.

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