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Bodda

Bodda was Kurt Cobain's imaganary friend when he was a child.
Hello Bodda
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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Ring Around the Rosy

Getting ganged raped by the tellitubbies
Man I just got a ring around the rosy, I just shit a pinwheel.
by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008
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Tugboat Trash

The crew of a tugboat as thought by management.
Just look at those tugboat trash milking the clock.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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The Cramp

Hide your shit, here comes the cramp.
by Captain Slappy August 3, 2008
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Toofis

Man I gots mines new gold toofis today.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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Floater

The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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Bug Food

Bug Food is what Southerners in the US call Northerners & Canadians who come down for vacation
I'd really like to go to the beach today but there is so much bug food out that it would totally suck.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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