Sticky Teddybear

When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish.
Like....OMG. when he left all I had was a sticky teddybear.
by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008
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Splasher

One who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge
I sa another splasher jump of the Dames Point Bridge today.
by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008
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Blow Boat

The blow boat is stranded due to no wind today.
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Silky Massage

I gave Jennifer the silky massage last night in the movie theater,
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Ghetto Flakes

When you don't have any milk and you put sugar water on your Corn Flakes.
Damn, no milk!! I guess its going to ghetto flakes this morning.
by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008
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Piss Nuts

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.
by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008
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