captain slappy's definitions

Splasher

One who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge

I sa another splasher jump of the Dames Point Bridge today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Trolling

Taking LSD and exctasy together.

Man we wnet trolling and the club last night and blew the fuck up!!!

by Captain Slappy August 3, 2008

Lemonaid Stand

Pissing in the office or shop water bottle then putting it back.

Those bastards fired so I left them with a lemonaid stand.

by Captain Slappy March 2, 2009

Sticky Teddybear

When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish.

Like....OMG. when he left all I had was a sticky teddybear.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

velvet sausage wallet

A vagina.

Man that chick had some good velvet sausage wallet.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Piss Nuts

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.

That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Donald Duck Navy

Another term for the United States Coast Guard.

The Donald Duck Navy picked up 25 more Cubans floating on a 55 chevy in the Gulf of Mexico.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008