Blow Boat

Another term for a sailboat

The blow boat is stranded due to no wind today.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Silky Massage

To finger a females vagina

I gave Jennifer the silky massage last night in the movie theater,

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Ghetto Flakes

When you don't have any milk and you put sugar water on your Corn Flakes.

Damn, no milk!! I guess its going to ghetto flakes this morning.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Sticky Teddybear

When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish.

Like....OMG. when he left all I had was a sticky teddybear.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Splasher

One who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge

I sa another splasher jump of the Dames Point Bridge today.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Ring Around the Rosy

Getting ganged raped by the tellitubbies

Man I just got a ring around the rosy, I just shit a pinwheel.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger

A French Gay Jewish Nigger. Slang for the bottom of the barrel racial slur magnet.

That fucktard, you know, the Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger just stole my Slim Jim.

by Captain Slappy March 02, 2009