Definitions by captain skids

BalenoMachino

1.8 SPORTS Gtx Baleno is comonly found with old ladys and mums except for some balenos thats are boganised by people fucking the back suspension and bouncing the limiter alot the balenomachino was worshipped by a family of rats then the only son of the family of rats killed his family and stole the sacred Baleno to cut laps and do skids the interior is always stained with bourban and smells of buds this is how u identify the machino baleno from a nana baleno

person 1), "fuck did u see that blue wagon doing 160 down moorhouse with that fat dude screaming out the window"

person2), "That Baleno is not just any Baleno its a BalenoMachino"

BalenoMachino by Captain Skids December 2, 2009

Skidda 

skiyline R32 Gts+t is known by this name because of the fact that these particular vehicles do extremlt good skids and are easy to modify and control the rotor-Holic hates such vehicles even when the rotor breaks first and the nissan towed the mazda home

person1 "Fuck that does mean skids"

Person 2 "They arent called skiddas for no reason"

Skidda by Captain Skids December 2, 2009

Rotorholic 

someone who loves rotory engines theyd rather have a rotory than anythinh else they are quite crazy and often dont even own a rotor they hate piston engines

Jono clode is a Rotorholic

Rotorholic by captain skids November 30, 2009

Rotor hoe

Girl who only puts out to guys who have rotors she will have sex with anything that owns a rotor so she can ride in it

shes a rotor hoe always out in that Rx7

Rotor hoe by captain skids November 30, 2009

skidsofrenic 

Someone who loves doing burnouts and usually gets in trouble with the law for it but keeps doing them and gettin caught again

Q)Why does jono keep doing burnouts when hes be caught 5 times before

A) he cant help it hes a skidsofrenic

skidsofrenic by Captain Skids November 30, 2009