Definitions by capt. syphilisis

blond chunk swirly

for this to happen you need a bathroom, uncontrollable shits and a blond girlfriend
after shitting close the toilet lid ,engage in sex (unannounced) lift the toilet seat flip her over putting her head in the bowl of shit and flush...if quick enough piss down the back to gain extra points

hey i gave lou-ann a blond chunk swirly, after hanks bad chili

blond chunk swirly by capt. syphilisis August 24, 2008

beating guts 

two fat people,during sex while in missionary position

while watching porn i notice two fat people beating guts

beating guts by capt. syphilisis August 24, 2008

alabama brown betty 

while engaged in anal sex your partner fatigue sets in blowing in the asshole may regain stamina,or end up sending shit in your face 50-50 chance

david's mom fell asleep so i gave her a alabama brown betty

alabama brown betty by capt. syphilisis August 23, 2008