Definitions by candyluvr5

keel 

to hump like there's no tomorrow

person 1: IMMA KEEL YOU

person 2: YUM

keel by candyluvr5 December 20, 2009

pH 

PENIS HUNTER

the job of the penis hunter is to shoot off peoples penises and trap it in a jarrr
why? nobody really knows

person 1: watch out for the pH!!!
person 2: what pH?!?!?
pH: GRAWRRR *shoots off person 2's penis && traps in a jar*

pH by candyluvr5 October 25, 2009