candance's definitions

alea

a dark skinned woman, who thinks shes blonde; therefore she acts like a white cheerleader

ohh em gee! youre such an alea!

by candance September 26, 2007

Donald Trump

Orange ape like creature with tiny hands, and a massive combover. Enjoys the sound of its own voice tremendously.

Hey John, check out this hairball my cat puked up, it's like a mini Donald Trump!

by CanDance November 26, 2016