Definitions by canada blows

Chuck Norris or Dead

A phrase used to describe how well known a fact is. If someone does not know some thing obvious, they are either Chuck Norris or dead.

That guy doesn't know that men sit down to pee. He's either Chuck Norris or dead.

Chuck Norris or Dead by canada blows October 10, 2005

knuckle kids 

The act of male masturbation using the five digits of his hand. See tissue baby.

my girlfriend's Aunt Flo is visiting so I spend my lunch break giving birth to knuckle kids.

knuckle kids by canada blows October 9, 2005