Definitions by cactuscurtains
That's a wrinkle on my arse I didn't have yesterday
When you learn something new and likely useless. To compare a new fact to wrinkles on ones buttocks, in terms of interest and/or use.
A: Did you know that shop used to stay open on Christmas?
B: Well that's a wrinkle on my arse I didn't have yesterday.
B: Well that's a wrinkle on my arse I didn't have yesterday.
That's a wrinkle on my arse I didn't have yesterday by cactuscurtains August 22, 2026
Couldn't beat that with a big stick
When reacting to something uncommonly good. Generally referring to a price that 'can't be beat', even if you had a big stick to beat it with.
A: That's a nice jacket, how much was it?
B: It was only a fiver!
A: Ah, sure you couldn't beat that with a big stick.
B: It was only a fiver!
A: Ah, sure you couldn't beat that with a big stick.
Couldn't beat that with a big stick by cactuscurtains August 22, 2026