cHris's definitions

seussical

A play based on the works of Dr. Seuss. Targeted to the homosexual community in dancing and some of the lyrics

Bob: I saw Seussical last night
Eric: Is that why you just tapped my ass?

by Chris February 19, 2005

mouth rape

When someone talks bad about you behind your back

Kat: "I'm so about to get mouth raped by Danielle.."
Chris: "How do you know?"
Kat: "Shes pissed at me and just ran off with Emily to the bathroom.."

by Chris September 6, 2005

beeriod

Guy's have beeriods, when they don't have beer. Sobriety. Get kinda cranky.

I think I'm on my beeriod, lets hit up the liqour store.

We need more beer, if chris has his beeriod, its kinda suck for everyone else.

by chris June 30, 2007

2x4

A piece of wood sizable enough to strike somebody down. Normally presented in inches

while bill was asleep in his chair I beat him down with my 2x4

by Chris February 27, 2005

fucklicker

One who licks cum off the genitalia after sex. Alternative to cocksucker, motherfucker, or asshole.

That fucklicker stole my cigarettes!

by Chris October 11, 2004

ball tap

To painfully hit someone in the balls by the flick of the wrist and laugh on their behalf or roll on the ground if it is done to you.

I had 3 friend who were spending the night for 2 weeks while my parents were gone. They gave me a wedgie and pulled my boxers over my head. Every time I tried to pick it out they would hold me down and would each ball tap me 100 times. (I never got the wedgie out for the entire two weeks and I counted I was ball taped a total of 15,900 times).

by Chris December 27, 2003

lemon

A lesbian with a bad attitude.

So when I asked for more foam on my latte, the lemon adjusted her mullet under her baseball cap before giving me the evil eye.

by Chris May 14, 2004