cHris's definitions

slav

slav: this is a term for a slaggy chav

A:is she a slag?
B:is she a a chav??
C:noo she's a slav!

by Chris April 26, 2005

say kill

means, for real, are u kidding, or damn

John: A mike got be beat up yesterday
Chris: Say kill

by chris February 20, 2005

barried

From the verb "to barry"

Means:
To chuck up
To vomit
To empty one's bowels from the mouth

I've gone and barried all over the floor
I think I'm going to barry.
This place stinks of barry.

by Chris January 1, 2005

Magician

When a man is having sex doggy style, he pulls out and spits on her back. When she turns over he ejaculates on her face.

I pulled a magician on my girlfriend and she dumped me.

by Chris January 30, 2005

BPP

Shortend word for Big Pudgy Penguin

Wow, thats a Big Pudgy Penguin

by Chris October 5, 2004

swedish nanny

When you have been naughty, and someone spanks you.

-"Come here Zoya, let me be your Swedish Nanny."
-"Ughh, Ms. Wren, stop spanking me you sick freak."

by Chris April 21, 2005

Army

Group of men who get the credit for what the marines have done. The last time they won anything, it was World War II. They have screwed up everything they have taken part in since then. Thank god for the marines.

The Marines take it, the Army occupies it, the Army loses it, the Marines retake it, the marines occupy it. The war is won, the AMRY secretly says 'Thank gof for the UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS'

by Chris April 14, 2006