cHris's definitions

wigger

a white person who thinks they are black.

Lucas Robinson

by Chris February 23, 2007

Bournigal Smalls

A disease where you have small bournigals (testicles).

Named after my brother, who is the drummer of Ruxton Towers.

Oh my, that poor guy has Bournigal Smalls' disease.

by Chris December 31, 2004

bat-shit retarded

1) Behavior consistent with a person who exhibits the characteristics of a complete moron/noob/nub/tool, it’s commonly used in mmo’s to describe noobish like behavior.

2)Also see "total douschenozzle"

While jacking in a Mara central, a bat shit retarded merv tried to gank me but he was quickly thwarted. What a skatmuncher!

by Chris September 9, 2005

Schiavo

n. - A woman who, by way of an eating disorder and coma, brings attention to herself and her family.

adj. - Characterized by the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

v. - To assume the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

"Hey, look at the TV, it seems we have another Schiavo on our hands."

"Haha, check out this bum, he looks so Schiavo."

"OK everybody Schiavo on three, this is gonna be hilarious!"

by Chris April 10, 2005

fliz

a half gram or sometimes 0.4 of a gram of cocaine sold for 25-30 dollars

"last night i did a fliz in like a half an hour and i was yakked out as shit man"

by chris November 16, 2006

chaddy

Someone who lives in the town of Chadderton, Manchester.

I don't want to do something = sack it you Chaddy

by Chris May 13, 2005

Pagan

Originally from the Latin word paganus which meant countryman.

Today it mostly means someone who is part of a number of religions that comes under the umbrella term of paganism. Usually these religions are nature-based or revere nature or whose religion is tied to nature in some way.

Pagans come from all walks of live be it politics, law enforcement, education or business etc.

Oi Edd, did you know Daves a pagan?

by Chris September 11, 2003