cHris's definitions

non-guy

To be a wuss, sissy, or simply unmanly in any way.

Kent you are such a non-guy..Honeslty..Be A Guy

by chris April 21, 2005

Blue screen

A phrase coined in the earlier Windows days when a blue screen would appear while you were doing something important and you would have to restart your fucking computer because all operating systems up to XP were unstable as fuck.

I just got Blue Screened!

by Chris February 2, 2003

party smartie [disco biscuit]

an ectasy tablet, from english sweet 'smartie' (registered trademark)

to drop a party smartie

by chris December 14, 2003

barb

Short for Barbiturate, a class of benzo-like drugs.

"Hey man, you know where I can get some barbs?"

by Chris June 7, 2003

fannybaws

derogatory glasgow word meaning stupid bastard, most commonly used at the end of a sentence

"shut yer hole fannybaws"

by chris January 7, 2005

splunge bath

When you take a bath in splunge.
Splunge is to take a shit.
So it's to take a bath in shit.

Retard: I had a splunge bath yesterday, that's why I smell like shit.

by Chris May 14, 2005

OBW

an obnoxious black woman

OBW: "why you all be lookin at me!?"

you and your friends: "god damn OBWs"...

by chris January 25, 2005