A guy who doesn't do anything, a benchwarmer on a sports team, a 40 year old virgin, anyone who has scrubbish personality.
by bvaughn June 22, 2009
After pooping, the male dips his dick in the poop and uses it as a paintbrush to paint on his partner.
After giving my girlfriend a Cleveland steamer, i got creative and dick painted my name on her chest.
by Bvaughn June 06, 2013