busted hyman's definitions

deep rimming

One step further advanced from rimming, it is the inserting of one's tongue as far as possible into someone's anus for the purposes of deriving pleasure for both the rimmer and the rimmee. Is best done with a clean anus and with rectum devoid of faeces. An incredible turn on for all concerned when performed correctly.

After licking her juicy twat to orgasm in that last 69er, I moved up to the brown and I did some serious deep rimming of her delicious date.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Busted Hyman

A good sign that a female human being is no longer a virgin. This is because the hyman (or more correctly 'hymen') is broken or busted at first penetration by a penis or similar object.

That girl's a big slut. She would have a busted hyman for sure.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

poo puncher

A male who inserts his penis into another male person's rectum.

Cyril is such a fucking poo puncher; if you bend over, he'll shove his dirty old cock straight up your sorry ass.

by Busted Hyman September 4, 2007

Spermaholic

A derogatory term for a slut or poof who can't get enough semen into them.

That fag's such a spermaholic, he has to have his stomach pumped every Saturday night.

by Busted Hyman July 4, 2006

swahili

Describes the verbal garbage that is spoken by a severely drunken person.

I had so much to drink last night, that I was speaking swahili.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Incest

Sexual contact, usually consensual, between two or more members of a nuclear family, such as brother and sister or father and daughter. Generally, the practice is absolutely tabu however it is the norm and completely acceptable in Tasmania and certain parts of the United States.

Johnnie just fucked his little sister, Mary. They are always playing incest.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

PC

Politically Correct. A left wing plot, encouraged by the soft cock media, to ensure that people are persecuted if one calls a spade a spade. The idea is that no one's feelings are to be hurt and everyone is homogenous. You used to be able to say "Gee, you are a short cunt". Now you say nothing but if you really must say something, you must say "I am very sorry to notice that you are vertically challenged".

I hate being PC. I want to go back to the days when men were men and women were glad !

A fuckwit is a 'fuckwit'. A fuckwit is not an 'otherwise valuable and wonderful person which I have failed to ascertain the reasons for being unable to understand or enjoy the company of'.

by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006