CDO

OCD sorted alphabetically

Our codebase is a mess, we should do some refactoring. I am looking for someone with CDO to help me out.

by bugpower February 05, 2019

Tab equilibrium

Living a life on the edge of all tab icons disappearing from too many open tabs.

Jim: "I am going to order my house today - the bedroom, the kitchen and windows desktop icons. But not before cleaning up open Chrome tabs. I cam't stand this tab equilibrium anymore!"
Lily: "Start with your mind."

by bugpower May 15, 2018

crapshot

A screenshot of a bug, usually done by QA for the software developers.

- My screen is half grey!
- Could you please take the crapshot, grandma?
- sends whatsapp message
- Oh, why have you pulled the task bar all the way up?

by bugpower March 12, 2014

fuck-aid pattern

In Object Oriented Programming, fuck-aid pattern is a leaky and poorly written wrapper of a non-object oriented interface.

Derived from mispronunciation of "facade pattern" by non-native English speakers.

MFC is a fuck-aid pattern wrapper for the Windows API

by bugpower March 22, 2012