2 definitions by bucket of swagger
The type of person who would steal yo kids and not your wife. He finds modern culture especially bizarre; he would appear dumbfounded at phrases such as "thats sick dude", or "dayum dat ass be HAWT". A strange individual, the kind of person who would eat his own feet in front of you, but at the same time you would find the act incredibly sexy.
Dicky:"Man you saw that Lessan last night?"
Dickette:" How could i miss him, that beast, I just want to ditch your ass and nail him to a wall while constantly touching his big large ears"
Dickette:" How could i miss him, that beast, I just want to ditch your ass and nail him to a wall while constantly touching his big large ears"
by bucket of swagger October 26, 2013
Johnny: "I'm gonna go Boat Fucking"
Jeremy: "Is that when you fuck boats."
Johnny: "I swear if you're actually that dense I'll screw you instead"
Jeremy: "Is that when you fuck boats."
Johnny: "I swear if you're actually that dense I'll screw you instead"
by bucket of swagger December 13, 2017