Definitions by btezra
Joe-sized Dump
1. A monolithic crap of such epic proportion that its aroma has been know to travel far distances, well up to 50 feet and cause co-workers to throw up after catching a whiff.
*named after Joe, one of the technicians who can clear an entire office after taking a crap.
*named after Joe, one of the technicians who can clear an entire office after taking a crap.
The clients came for a metting yesterday to our offices but after catching one whiff of that Joe-sized dump the receptionist took they left the offices running for their lives.
Joe-sized Dump by btezra October 20, 2005
wagging the slinky
to masterbate; jerk off; make the one eyed monkey spit; to pleasure oneself {male version}
can be done alone/solo, or in the presence of another or group of others
can be done alone/solo, or in the presence of another or group of others
wagging the slinky by btezra October 28, 2002
numbnut
"I hear that Johnny shot himself in the head while cleaning out a loaded shotgun before he headed out for the opening of dear season, what a numbnut!"
bong
a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with water to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes