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Definitions by btezra

Joe-sized Dump 

1. A monolithic crap of such epic proportion that its aroma has been know to travel far distances, well up to 50 feet and cause co-workers to throw up after catching a whiff.
*named after Joe, one of the technicians who can clear an entire office after taking a crap.
The clients came for a metting yesterday to our offices but after catching one whiff of that Joe-sized dump the receptionist took they left the offices running for their lives.
Joe-sized Dump by btezra October 20, 2005
the author of whatthehellhappenedlastnight.com
"Did you read what btezra posted today on whatthehellhappenedlastnight.com?
btezra by btezra May 12, 2003

wagging the slinky 

to masterbate; jerk off; make the one eyed monkey spit; to pleasure oneself {male version}

can be done alone/solo, or in the presence of another or group of others
wagging the slinky by btezra October 28, 2002
someone who is not only as stupid or rather idiotic, but also unintelligent or a complete fuckup
"I hear that Johnny shot himself in the head while cleaning out a loaded shotgun before he headed out for the opening of dear season, what a numbnut!"
numbnut by btezra October 25, 2002
a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with water to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes
bong by btezra October 25, 2002
a perfectly groomed and manicured bud of dank marijuana
"...bring over your bong tonight, I just hooked up with an ounce of tasty nuggs!"
nuggs by btezra October 25, 2002
"Hey let me have a hit off that jibber you rolled.."
jibber by btezra October 24, 2002