One who drives riced out mommy van,puts exhaust and rims on it. Including neon lighting and subwoofers inside a mommy van. And has a handicap sign on the lisence plate. He also resembles Beetle juice from the Howard Stern show
by Brownie April 20, 2004

by Brownie April 27, 2006

Any Persian father who doesn't know that his two sons are smoking heft amounts of marajuana and cigarettes.
by Brownie April 20, 2004

by Brownie July 23, 2003

One who always recieves the shit-end of any deal, includin with women. He is always deemed as the "nice guy" who is never effectd by any of this, and even if he is he cannot express it.
"Hey look its shaft wangus, he seems sad but who gives a fuck? Let's go to him with our issues he'll help us out for sure."
by Brownie April 20, 2004
