Even though I was completely hammered and she was 150 yards away, I could still tell that Sharon was a complete scrump
by Brian H October 26, 2005

To get this to work, you need to get a chick to gargle a gigantic mouthful of warm water. You then get on top of her face and teabag her. It should be just like a jacuzzi for your balls! (Pronounced Test-i-coo-zee)
by Brian H October 26, 2005

(Verb)
A form of hownage which means not only do you own the hell out of someone, you also make them your bitch (hoe them) or make them your hoe. Either way, you hoe them.
A form of hownage which means not only do you own the hell out of someone, you also make them your bitch (hoe them) or make them your hoe. Either way, you hoe them.
I'm gonna hown the hell out of you in Halo!
Dude, I am gonna hown that chick when I overboard her tonight
Dude, I am gonna hown that chick when I overboard her tonight
by Brian H October 31, 2004

verb
a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.
a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.
by Brian H September 06, 2005

A thick , and I mean THICK substance that should only be messed around with if you are strong enough
Hey did you hear about Evan ?! I guess he drowned in an entire drum of tranny cum and his think body couldn’t handle it!
by Brian h October 09, 2022

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
by Brian H September 26, 2005

When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.
by Brian H January 28, 2008
