brian h's definitions

cluster fuck

military use: a situation where nothing will go right, casaulties will occur, evac will not happen, often engineered by the stupid.

"The Bradley got brewed up at the same time inbound arty started dropping, and the whole deal turned into a giant cluster fuck.

by Brian H March 14, 2002

redman's revenge

When a chick is giving you a handjob, and she's twisting her hands as she goes up and down, she accidentally twists the wrong way and gives your dick an indian burn.

I was having a blast with Marcy but then she gave me a redman's revenge. I've been icing my crotch for a week.

by Brian H October 26, 2005

BooN

The exact opposite of a n00b, not only is it n00b backwards, it means that you are so uber-pro at video games that you will remain a virgin for the entirety of your life.

You simply won't have time to get with girls with all those n00bs to pwn!

Peter was such a BooN at Halo 2 that he never left his room and lived with his mother until he was 73

by Brian H July 27, 2005

Cheney

Pretty obvious, but it means to accidentally discharge one's load into your partner's face.

Betty needed a quick breather from blowing my world, but when I pulled out, I totally Cheney'd her.

by Brian H April 17, 2006

Ceasar

(Verb)

The act of gutting someone, wrapping their intestines around their neck, anchoring one end on a solid object and overboarding them off of a cliff. Therefore, hanging them by their own entrails.

Dude, I'm so pissed off I think I'll ceasar that piece of shit.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

Philkin

The act of getting a blumpkin, whilst watching Lord of the Rings, and eating a sandwich. The three best things on earth.

yeah, my buddy with the mullet, he finally talked that bitch into giving him a Philkin, what a lucky bastard, I would pay for that shit.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

smeagle

The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.

wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle

by Brian H November 6, 2004