brian's definitions

3-eyed turtle

thumb in ass, fingers in pussy, dick in mouth

example my ass...

by brian December 22, 2003

SWF

Acronym standing for Single White Female, an abbreviation often used in personal ads

SWF, age 43, looking for long walks on the beach and a place for my 73 cats to live.

by Brian February 17, 2004

Asaeo

false! (used emphatically).
Also used to negate any previous comment in conversation.

Also: Asae (a-say) short

"You owe me 20 bucks from the bar last night."
"OH, Asaeo!"
"Asaeo to your asaeo. You never paid up."

by Brian October 25, 2004

Zymetrical

1. (adj.) Of or exhibiting near asymmetry, just not really; Involving or exhibiting an uncommon measure, disproportionate in parts (i.e., having its parts inordinate, due to its dimensions); jenious.

2. (noun): Beauty as a result of unbalance or dissimilitude.

That is so like totally zymetrical.

by Brian February 8, 2004

lasterday

A word used to describe an indefinite time in the past (e.g. last week, last month, last year)

Remember lasterday when we went to the beach?

by Brian May 10, 2003

f1

Fastes cars on the planet. either if your talkign about Formula one, or the idolized McLaren F1. Crotch rockets can go fast, but try pulling out of a powerslide at 200 MPH on a bike. or even try taking a hairpin turn on a race course on a superbike, while trying to keep pace with the F1.

Ferrari owns the F1 world

Dude! crotch rockets suck compared to the Mclaren f1

by Brian October 12, 2004

ping snot

a gental insertion of the toes to the nostrals while making love to a woman in the butt

I ping snoted her untill she bled like she was snorting coke

by BRian January 6, 2004