Definitions by brandonius the destroyer
toyota mouth
named after Toyota's sticky gas pedals.
a person, usaually female, who starts talking and keeps going uncontrolably on and on with no end until someone finally interrupts them enough so that they stop.
a person, usaually female, who starts talking and keeps going uncontrolably on and on with no end until someone finally interrupts them enough so that they stop.
Tammy: can you beleive that health care bill passed?! that kinda reminds me of the time.... blah blah blah blah.....
Brandon: it's been ten minutes... is she ever gonna stop?!
Devon: I don't know man... this bitch has a toyota mouth like no other.
Brandon: it's been ten minutes... is she ever gonna stop?!
Devon: I don't know man... this bitch has a toyota mouth like no other.
toyota mouth by brandonius the destroyer April 8, 2010
gayometer
pronounced GAY-aw-meh-ter
a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.
a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.
Hank: OMG I love your hair!
Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.
Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....
Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.
Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....
gayometer by brandonius the destroyer February 28, 2010
cap'n crums
Devon: hey dude do u have any cereal? I'm starving
Brandon: no sorry bro just some cap'n crums...
Devon:... crap...
Brandon: no sorry bro just some cap'n crums...
Devon:... crap...
cap'n crums by brandonius the destroyer January 13, 2010