Aste

the small dried up pieces of sharp poop left around the anus due to insufficient wiping.

jonas thought there was a cactus in his pants, but he realized it was just an aste.

by brandon johnson December 06, 2007

mary popkins

While having sex with a female or male place a plastic bag over your partners head firmly making sure the bag is inflated with air. Moments before suffocation, pop the bag, pull out, and blow load in partners mouth as he or she gasps for air.

"Paper or plastic?"
"Plastic...I wanna Mary Popkins my bitch later"

by Brandon Johnson November 17, 2007