Definitions by brabicus

Bush Walrus

A gluttonous and often large or oversized being that 'hides' or attempts to hide in bushes.

"That cat is an absolute bush walrus! He ate the toppings off my pizza and hid in my garden to go digest."

Bush Walrus by brabicus October 12, 2026

Choochacobra

An even more extreme and derogatory form of the word "chooch"

"What a brute! He's such a choochacobra!"

Choochacobra by brabicus October 12, 2026

Choochery

A violation of trust or confidence in someone due to their exhibition of behaviors typical of a chooch.

"What is this choochery? I thought you were more self-aware than that."

"That was the biggest Dunning-Kruger I've ever heard. Nothing but complete and utter choochery!"

Choochery by brabicus October 12, 2026

Choochonomics

A social science focusing solely on the description and analysis of chooches or choocherous behavior exhibited by others.

"The choochonomics of this bunch of dummies is incomprehensible."

"Clearly, this dude is a complete idiot. It's nothing more than elementary choochonomics."

Choochonomics by brabicus October 12, 2026

Charlafriend

Someone presently or formerly regarded a 'friend' who revealed their true colors, typically in phony, fraudulent and/or sociopathic fashion.

"Their mask totally slipped. They were a twofaced, backstabbing charlafriend."

"People are scary. That person was a total charlafriend"

Charlafriend by brabicus October 12, 2026