purdy num num

1) bird food
2) dude with cool pants

num num.

num num.
puuuuuurrrrrdy num num.

by brad November 26, 2003

weiseling

when tom's mom sucks the cack

gee ms. doherty you r real good at weiseling my cack

by brad December 14, 2004

Don

A true pimp who is a mack daddy wit all the girls

Damn, Mark is a true don.

by Brad May 01, 2003

What the fuck is that Optimized

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.

We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.

by Brad April 11, 2005

math

1. "the hard way"

2. something you need to know to get through school, but will never need again once you're done.

Joe has seven more apples than Frank, who has apples equal to his age divided by 9, how many apples does Joe have if he eats half of them plus one?

Hmm... we can do this the easy way, or math...

by Brad May 13, 2005

jaboobly

otherwise known as 'the shit showers', and being piss drunk or sick can cause this condition. it is when a wicked diarrhea is taken and right after, or during, your diarrhea you have to vomit. this vomit has to cause the diarrhea to splash up and hit you in the face.

'Mr. Lumpy, I can't make it to work today. I just had a case of the jabooblies and it is still stuck to my face, and sludge in my eye also.'

by Brad March 07, 2005

twelve

a number, after eleven and before thirteen. anything else is classified as a regional colloquialism.

ten (10), eleven (11), twelve (12), thirteen (13)...

by brad March 13, 2004