...a male bitch who causes trouble or makes life miserable for others just because they feel like they can and laughs about all the chaos they're causing...
...Mitch McConnell...
...Mitch McConnell...
Mitch McConnell is blocking everyone from getting their 2000 stimulus checks, he's really living up to his name!
by bottomboy tj December 30, 2020
Get the Mitch mug.the gay equivalent of an Uncle Tom. a gay person who openly and blatantly works against the progress of the LGBTQ+ community by working in direct connection with a party or group that opposes gay rights, usually serving in a "token" capacity and screaming at other gay people and allies about "intolerance" towards them because of their stance
DAVE RUBIN in the quintessential Auntie Tam as he spews right-wing politics and policies that threaten LGBTQ+ rights, while also fooling himself into thinking they accept his gay lifestyle, gay husband and surrogate child
by bottomboy tj May 25, 2022
Get the Auntie Tam mug.according to the theory of "eternal return", where one is fixed to repeat their own life over and over again infinitely, the people who populate your lives each time are split into two categories:
constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)
variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)
constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)
variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)
your life is full of constants and variables. the father of your child is a constant and the woman he cheated on you with is a variable.
by bottomboy tj December 30, 2018
Get the constants and variables mug.the phenomenon where seemingly rational and intelligent people are given a choice between a regular, sensible, safe option and a completely absurd and random option...and in a lapse of hilarity...think to themselves "wouldn't it be funny if" and place a joke vote towards the laughable choice, thinking there is no way this will happen...
...unaware that millions of other seemingly rational and intelligent people have also thought of this and thus creating a tragically hilarious scenario where the joke candidate or choice has been chosen and is now in control of their daily lives, unfortunately.
...unaware that millions of other seemingly rational and intelligent people have also thought of this and thus creating a tragically hilarious scenario where the joke candidate or choice has been chosen and is now in control of their daily lives, unfortunately.
John thought it would be funny to vote "Katy Perry" as the next United States senator from his state just so he could tell his co-workers the next day, unaware that The Schwarzenegger Effect would now place the pop singer in firm control of his state's government and his parents' health insurance coverage.
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Get the The Schwarzenegger Effect mug.that one weird male co-worker who constantly says the wrong thing at the wrong time, messes up his work on the regular and just gives a general feeling of creepiness, awkwardness in the workplace, bringing the atmosphere down. because, in every workplace, there's always a guy named "Mike".
the new guy just keeps staring at me and doesn't seem to know how to do his work, even after being trained for 3 weeks. he reminds me of that last guy, Mike.
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when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.
when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.
with his slicked back pompadour, diamond earrings and pronounced lisp, people just assumed Barry was gay. but, they later found out he M. Night Shyamalan-ed them all when he showed up at the company party with his gorgeous wife.
by bottomboy tj January 31, 2019
Get the M. Night Shyamalan-ed mug.the act of purposely putting actual shit (human or animal) in someone's food as a show of one's distain towards another.
originated by a notorious (albeit hilarious) scene in 2011's "The Help" by the character of Minny Jackson, portrayed by Octavia Spencer.
originated by a notorious (albeit hilarious) scene in 2011's "The Help" by the character of Minny Jackson, portrayed by Octavia Spencer.
"Dave and Kyle may have succeeded in getting that homophobic baker to finally make their wedding cake but, I'm not going to eat it. You know that bigot Octavia Spencered that shit...with shit."
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