by boppa23 February 03, 2018
1. (verb) To sit side by side with your girlfriend, in study hall, and have her wack you off under the table.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
(aka Duke, The Duke, Ernie "Duke' Rider, The Perfect Body, Amway sellin’ fertilizer spewer, ER)
Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot.
1. Self-anointed
2. Unrepentant
3. All show...no go
4. Fiendishly arrogant
Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club.
The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management.
Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles.
Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall.
Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing.
Never saw combat, but talks the talk.
Known to brag of having been “blessed with the perfect body.”
Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors.
Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.'
Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself.
Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems.
Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him.
Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.
Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot.
1. Self-anointed
2. Unrepentant
3. All show...no go
4. Fiendishly arrogant
Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club.
The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management.
Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles.
Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall.
Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing.
Never saw combat, but talks the talk.
Known to brag of having been “blessed with the perfect body.”
Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors.
Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.'
Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself.
Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems.
Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him.
Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.
It's going to be a tough mission, men. Some of you won't come back. Just remember, when the going gets tough, we have Duke Rider back at the club pouring coffee and watering eyes. Make the maggot proud!
Damn, the new First Sergeant has Duke Rider written all over him!
Shit! Sgt Jones just went all Duke Rider on the new guy.
Damn, the new First Sergeant has Duke Rider written all over him!
Shit! Sgt Jones just went all Duke Rider on the new guy.
by boppa23 June 10, 2011
1. (noun) A dude who starts the hump with a condom, then skillfully discards it mid-hump, without telling the humpee.
2. (v) To skillfully and secretly remove the condom from the biddness during a prolonged hump-fest.
2. (v) To skillfully and secretly remove the condom from the biddness during a prolonged hump-fest.
1. (n)"Girl, that D'wane is a SlickyDawg. That's how I got this belly-bump."
2.(v) "Dude, I hates rubbers. I start the game with one, then go all SlickyDawg on them, about at the top of the second inning."
2.(v) "Dude, I hates rubbers. I start the game with one, then go all SlickyDawg on them, about at the top of the second inning."
by boppa23 July 22, 2011