Definitions by boodism

assery 

the act of making an ass of oneself
undertaking foolishness as a matter of course

the occupy wall street people partake in sheer and utter assery

people who drink anything but Busch Heavy undertake acts of assery upon themselves

assery by boodism November 17, 2011

eye-jam 

An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.

Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.

eye-jam by boodism April 11, 2011