charity crapper

(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.

"Hey Paul, should I invite Bill?" "Oh, no, man! Not that charity crapper!"
by boggler October 01, 2005
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tap dance typist

tap dance typist (n). One who types so noisily on a PC that you can hear them from across the room (even fifty feet away). The more public the setting, the more annoying the situation. The typing often sounds as if the typing is mimicking a tap dance routine--with the enter/return button getting a big "stomp".
How are we going to get any work done in the library, Jane? That tap dance typist has been putting on a public show for over an hour!
by boggler April 10, 2009
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FYI

FYI (n) (short for fine young intellect): A very bright, gifted young individual who excels in almost every subject he or she is studying; esp. a fast learner.
Julie was not just a very diligent student. She was a fine young intellect, capable of identifying a species' call by hearing only a mere fraction of a second of it.
by Boggler March 18, 2004
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