bob the builder's definitions

Bridge on the river Kok

The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.

Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai

A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok

by Bob The builder March 3, 2017

nailz

a woman/man whom attempts the understanding of makeup

-whats that thing with the lipstick on her eyes
- oh thats nailz

by bob the builder July 1, 2003

CY

CY

Noun: A pathetic individual who has wasted their life in the most frivious of pursuits, yet feels an unnatural amount of pride for it.

Verb: To show great pride in a stupid or wasteful action.

He took so much pride in getting arrested that Mary accused him of being a CY.

by Bob the Builder May 26, 2004

grundle monkey

1.) The grundle monkey is a ravenous beast that hunts the gouch spider. See gouch spider for further explanations.

2.) Used to describe a compulsive lying monkey claiming to deserve three purple hearts, and a bag of poop. Slang for John Kerry.

1.) The grundle monkey is attacking!

2.) The grundle monkey is still attacking!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

the matrix

A movie trilogy in which the quality progressively sucks.

Dude...the first one rocked...but the other two, like, sucked.

by Bob the Builder November 15, 2003

Crack Fiend

Crack Fiend originated during the Hawaiian industrial revolution. It was used to describe the workers who had become addicted to crack due to poor working environments. Therefore, crack fiend has been passed down through the generations of Hawaiians and has morphed into a new meaning. It now is used to describe annoying people, as well as people addicted to crack. And sometimes, it is used to describe people who wish they were addicted to crack.

You're a crack fiend!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

flash pass

1. A pass used for students to ride the bus for a reduced price.

2. To flash your boobs at someone while driving by.

3. Used by women to get passed security guards.

Ex. 1
Girl: I'm bored.... let's flash pass!

Ex. 2

Guard: I was going to let that bitch through, but then she gave me a flah pass and i couldn't help but to let that little slut through.

by Bob the builder December 10, 2004