bob l's definitions

skate

to goof off or take it easy.

That job is skate duty. You fuckers have been skating and didn't get the job done.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

ratsass

not something of great value.

I don't give a ratsass what you think!

by Bob L July 3, 2003

Jerry Falwell

A televangilist who has unknown influence connections to the D.C. crowd for no apparent reason. Frequently puts both feet in mouth while inserting his head up his ass, thus accused of being a secret Yogi. Is a closet Republican who lusts after power and is deeply in love with his own opinions and the sound of his own voice.

Why is that ass Jerry Falwell on Fox news again?

by Bob L July 3, 2003

geedonk

a treat, or place/activity of same. Originally candy, soda, sweets, etc. or a place where you can get it. can also be applied to an activity/job that's a treat. Known as a sailor's term.

I got some slack time, I'm going to get me some geedonk.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

double bagger

a woman so ugly you make her wear two bags over her head before you'll fuck her, in case one falls off.

I had to double bag that bitch before I could get it up.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

beetlejuice

A astronomy term, a collection of stars that form 'bettlejuice'

At night you can see Bettlejuice.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

sirrah

as in que sirrah, sirrah

Well wine steward, I don't care what you bring us, que sirrah, sirrah!

by Bob L July 3, 2003