bob l's definitions

putz

In Jewish golf, when you get on the greens you putz! If you miss, you are putzing around.

I'll putz for an eagle, but I wouldn't walk a mile for a camel.

by Bob L March 30, 2004

freedom fries

Actually from Belgium, they are French fries that are so greasy that they loosen your bowels and the shit flows like brown tap water (eg "freedom"). Also term for Congress that has the same effect.

Screw the high colonic, I'm getting some freedom fries!

by Bob L July 3, 2003

chadrool

a stupid person, a brain with the intellect of a squash

Hey Chadrool, a ba fongole, wadda you numbnuts or what?

by Bob L July 3, 2003

ratsass

not something of great value.

I don't give a ratsass what you think!

by Bob L July 3, 2003

Jerry Falwell

A televangilist who has unknown influence connections to the D.C. crowd for no apparent reason. Frequently puts both feet in mouth while inserting his head up his ass, thus accused of being a secret Yogi. Is a closet Republican who lusts after power and is deeply in love with his own opinions and the sound of his own voice.

Why is that ass Jerry Falwell on Fox news again?

by Bob L July 3, 2003

geedonk

a treat, or place/activity of same. Originally candy, soda, sweets, etc. or a place where you can get it. can also be applied to an activity/job that's a treat. Known as a sailor's term.

I got some slack time, I'm going to get me some geedonk.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

fartsack

a bed sheet. Used originally for a two sided sheet in the shape of a bag to insert a thin mattress, you would turn over as a way to change the sleeping surface, instaed of changing the sheet.

It's been a few months now, time to change the fartsack.

by Bob L July 3, 2003