bob l's definitions

cool your jets

It means to slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)

Cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.

by Bob L March 30, 2004

hold your horses

It means to get your excitement under control../ (see cool yer jets)

Hold your horses, you'll get your turn.

by Bob L March 30, 2004

chadrool

a stupid person, a brain with the intellect of a squash

Hey Chadrool, a ba fongole, wadda you numbnuts or what?

by Bob L July 3, 2003

Jerry Falwell

A televangilist who has unknown influence connections to the D.C. crowd for no apparent reason. Frequently puts both feet in mouth while inserting his head up his ass, thus accused of being a secret Yogi. Is a closet Republican who lusts after power and is deeply in love with his own opinions and the sound of his own voice.

Why is that ass Jerry Falwell on Fox news again?

by Bob L July 3, 2003

ratsass

not something of great value.

I don't give a ratsass what you think!

by Bob L July 3, 2003

freedom fries

Actually from Belgium, they are French fries that are so greasy that they loosen your bowels and the shit flows like brown tap water (eg "freedom"). Also term for Congress that has the same effect.

Screw the high colonic, I'm getting some freedom fries!

by Bob L July 3, 2003

fartsack

a bed sheet. Used originally for a two sided sheet in the shape of a bag to insert a thin mattress, you would turn over as a way to change the sleeping surface, instaed of changing the sheet.

It's been a few months now, time to change the fartsack.

by Bob L July 3, 2003