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Pons

1. Brand of German dictionary

2. Synonym for 'crap'

1. Give me the Pons...

2. Well, that's just Pons, isn't it?

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

Gloy

Cheap brand of glue used by schools that can't afford anything better.

Tacky, but not sticky.

Gloy, Gloy, Glorious Gloy
Glue from the stick you must deploy
And if this you fail to do
You'll find yourself smothered in glue
And also, if you should destroy
A wonderful, innocent stick of Gloy
And replace it with some awful Pritt
Prepare to die, you blasphemous git.

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

¬

One of the least used symbols on the keyboard.

When did you last press the ¬ key? Come on, seriously... have you ever pressed it at all except once to see what it did?

by Bob Gurch August 26, 2004

ghz

Short for 'gigahertz'. Measure of processor speed in any decent computer system.

Person 1: My PC has a 3.6 GHz processor!
Person 2: *yawn*

by Bob Gurch August 2, 2004