Definitions by bob gurch

Gurch

Any member of the Church family.

(Numerous exceptions include Charlotte Church and the Roman Catholic Church).

Many have a tendency to say "Gah" a lot.

Gah! It's Gurch!

Gurch by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

Pons 

1. Brand of German dictionary

2. Synonym for 'crap'

1. Give me the Pons...

2. Well, that's just Pons, isn't it?

Pons by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

Gah! 

See under Gah.

Gah! I've come to the wrong page!

Gah! by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

Gloy 

Cheap brand of glue used by schools that can't afford anything better.

Tacky, but not sticky.

Gloy, Gloy, Glorious Gloy
Glue from the stick you must deploy
And if this you fail to do
You'll find yourself smothered in glue
And also, if you should destroy
A wonderful, innocent stick of Gloy
And replace it with some awful Pritt
Prepare to die, you blasphemous git.

Gloy by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004