bob Sanders's definitions

timsimon

Rubbing a girls butthole while fucking her doggy style.

I'm about to put the timsimon on her.
This is the third week I timsimoned a hoe.
I heard this one kid in school say he was timsimoning a hoe for 3hours.

by Bob sanders August 30, 2013

Salaratopitis

When someone makes up a word in lieu of another word.

hey, where is that thingymajig

Quit being so salaratopitis

by bob sanders December 10, 2013

poo poo fart

When you try to squeeze out a fart with great force but you end up shating yourself, usually catastrophically.

EX:

Dude, I had gas last night after dinner with Ashley and I ended up poo poo farting on my way home in the car, The dry cleaners had a hard time cleaning that shit.

by bob Sanders July 24, 2014

Gollum

a sexual act where one man cums in another man's nose, then the other man snorts up the cum like a loogie and spits it in the other man's face

brian got gollumed by steve

by Bob Sanders March 7, 2004