Definitions by boatedRus
Matapedia eggplant
The site and smell of one’s penis after atleast eight days without a drop of water around the genitals
Example:
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
Example:
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
Matapedia eggplant by boatedRus July 23, 2025
The shrek special
The act of filming a porno that involves a young machine gun Kelly esc Teen and an old fat French Canadian pig.
The shrek special by boatedRus April 14, 2025
The shrek special
The act of filming a porno that involves a young machine gun Kelly esc Teen and an old fat French Canadian pig.
The shrek special by boatedRus April 14, 2025
Dirty howattzer
When someone thinks there cat is a dog so they go to the cupboard to get peanut butter to put it on there hooha but then remember that they have a cat and not a dog but still proceed to make there cat do the act.
Dirty howattzer by boatedRus April 14, 2025
Fen Boates Bishop
Used to describe someone or something that simply cannot complete any task or follow through with its predictable outcome. -
FBB for short
FBB for short
Man: I was driving my car to the grocery store and my car just fucking fen boates bishoped. Wtf!?
George F.; I was banging this chick last night and all of a sudden she just got up and fuckin’ fen boastes bishop and I never saw her again!
George F.; I was banging this chick last night and all of a sudden she just got up and fuckin’ fen boastes bishop and I never saw her again!
Fen Boates Bishop by boatedRus November 28, 2024
Peter spicer special
Getting paid just above minimum wage, for a very strenuous job that involves intense labour and physical strength.
Ex; Michael - “why don’t you just get a job at nellys construction in berwick”
Nick - “man fuck that! They give you the Peter spicer special!”
Nick - “man fuck that! They give you the Peter spicer special!”
Peter spicer special by boatedRus November 28, 2024
Margaree eggplant
The site and smell of one’s penis after spending at least 4 nights on the Margaree River fishing 8-12 hours daily, having gone unbathed and a lack of adequate food and water.
Bobby Sinclair- man it’s been 7 days on the river steady! I just picked up this hitchhiker girl and I think I’m gonna have to give her the Margaree eggplant!
Margaree eggplant by boatedRus July 17, 2024