boB's definitions

Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz

A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy

by Bob March 26, 2005

mop

a thing which you use to clean up liquid spills

i just spilled my milk...better get the mop

by bob March 14, 2005

it was one of those 24 hour things

1. Originated nowhere in particular. Whenever you think about it, you automatically think of a one night stand that lasted pretty long and was apparently very good.
2. Whenever you went out with someone immature, fugly, hideous, or embarrassing in any way and you really can't avoid the fact that you actually went out, 'it was one of those 24 hour things'.

1. G: Hey, whats up I heard you fucked my friend last night?
B: Yah, it was one of those 24 hour things.
G: Oh, so she was really good then?

2. Person 1: Wow, I heard you went out with that ugly fag who gets stuffed into garbage cans and is a freshman.
Person 2: No I didn't.
Person 1: Yes, I swear you did.
Person 2: Fuck you.
Person 1: I swear you did.
Person 2: It was one of those 24 hour things.
Person 1: I knew it!

by BoB April 23, 2005

Ildo

The term used to describe sticking a male penis between ones legs to create the illusion of a female vagina(mangina).

"Hey mum, look at my ildo! i look like a bitch!"

by bob March 19, 2003

loq

laugh out quietly

LOQ, the guy who invented LOQ must be gay

by bob November 13, 2003

eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" or "suck dick" to give felatio.

I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.

by Bob September 16, 2005

doob

ignoramus

a very dooby person indeed

by bob August 17, 2003