Definitions by blue dog

toilet guppies 

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.

I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.

toilet guppies by blue dog March 11, 2015

B.G.F.C. 

Emmanuel's Big Game Fishing Club is a gentleman's club for the elite males of emc. It involves a silver sack of fun for each member, sharing of fishing stories with a chosen creature of the sea and responsible consumption of femented grape juice. A jolly swell time is had by all.

Tim: hey sam are you going to the B.G.F.C. today?
Sam: No i am a little pussy and will not succeed in life.

B.G.F.C. by Blue Dog November 3, 2007