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Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!
Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!
Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!
by Blenderhead1991 May 6, 2009
Get the leather doughnut mug.(n.) the medical name for exploding testicles. It is divided into two types, Acute Regional Gonadotrophic Hernioma (ARGH) the less serious of the two, and the always life-threatening Osteoulcerative Colonic Hernioma (OuCH).The first variety is the most common form of the disease. It is characterized by swelling of one or more testicles and acute pain in the groin region. This is accompanied by insomnia, lethargy, and in some cases, severe flatulence. Although not immediately life threatening, if left untreated the gonads will continue to swell until the patient is forced to continuously squat, eventually, the gonads burst without warning, emitting an audible pop. In the second form of the disease, detonation occurs spontaneously and without warning, which can be far more psychologically traumatic for the patient than it is physically. Even still, the force generated by the rapid pressure release can cause significant injury to the vital organs, resulting in an immediate coma and death. It is estimated that more people are killed each year from Detonating Gonaditus than are killed on the roads.
Both forms of detonating gonaditis are believed to have both genetic and environmental components. If a patient has the disease, then their risk of developing the disease in later life is believed to be close to 100%. Similarly, the risk factor is increased by smoking, drinking, and sex.
Both forms of detonating gonaditis are believed to have both genetic and environmental components. If a patient has the disease, then their risk of developing the disease in later life is believed to be close to 100%. Similarly, the risk factor is increased by smoking, drinking, and sex.
I can't believe what happened to Buddy. His balls just exploded! The paramedics said it was another sad case of detonating gonaditis.
by Blenderhead1991 September 9, 2010
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Get the WET mug.(n.) an acronym for Busted Out Butthole Syndrome, or in otherwords a prolapsed rectum. Frequently attributed to entirely too much buttfucking or inserting foreign objects into the colon.
Ned: When I saw Felix in the showers down at the gym, bro...well at first I thought he had a tail! Here it turns out the last six inches of his colon were hanging out his asshole!
Phil: What....ain't you ever seen a case of B.O.B.S. up close and personal?
Phil: What....ain't you ever seen a case of B.O.B.S. up close and personal?
by Blenderhead1991 May 5, 2009
Get the B.O.B.S. mug.1.) (n.) a sexual predator who uses chat rooms, instant messenging, or social networking sites for the purpose of flirting with and meeting others for illicit sexual experiences. Pedophiles, hebephiles, and pederasts who encourage secret meetings or solicite sex with their targeted demographic through these methods are considered to be online predators.
2.) A mammal belonging to Order Carnivora (tigers, grizzly bears, timber wolves, wolverines, raccons, etc.) with an internet connection.
2.) A mammal belonging to Order Carnivora (tigers, grizzly bears, timber wolves, wolverines, raccons, etc.) with an internet connection.
1.) Doug is an online predator. He's in chat rooms or on MSN all day trying to hook up with young girls. What a sicko.
2.) Zippy the Squirrel was killed by an online predator. I didn't even know that a grizzly bear could type!
2.) Zippy the Squirrel was killed by an online predator. I didn't even know that a grizzly bear could type!
by Blenderhead1991 May 13, 2009
Get the online predator mug.1.) (n.) an over-sized clitoris
2.) (n.) a derogatory term for a tragically undersized penis or a penis of normal proportions belonging to an exceptionally effeminate male.
2.) (n.) a derogatory term for a tragically undersized penis or a penis of normal proportions belonging to an exceptionally effeminate male.
1.) When I went down on Regina, I had no idea she had a prickoris. Somehow, sucking on that thing...sort of makes me feel gay!
2.) Ned: Dude...are you gonna stand on that high dive all afternoon or are you gonna jump? Come on....your prickoris is showing!
Phil: Fuck you, Ned!
2.) Ned: Dude...are you gonna stand on that high dive all afternoon or are you gonna jump? Come on....your prickoris is showing!
Phil: Fuck you, Ned!
by Blenderhead1991 May 5, 2009
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