gangrenous hole

(n.) a vagina that is infected with some sort of disease (not necessarily gangrene),appears generally unhealthy visually, or is displeasing to one's olfactory sense.
Ned: I am telling you bro, Erika is smoking hot, but when I got them panties off......man, it was like I was facing off your granny's gangrenous hole.

Neal: Dude....how do you know about my granny's snatch?
by Blenderhead1991 May 05, 2009
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Ruthless and Toothless

1.) A condition known to occur in foul-tempered folks who have poor oral hygiene. usually female. Despite their toothless state, they still are no good at oral sex.

2.) A person who suffers from this malady.
1.) Have you seen that mean bitch, Jennifer? Not only does she have B.O. and a bush up to her bellybutton, but she's ruthless and toothless.

2.) Ruthless and Toothless got suspended from work again. I guess she showed up drunk. You'd think a pregnant woman would have more respect for her fetus.
by Blenderhead1991 September 11, 2010
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dip the doggie

To engage in normal vaginal intercourse. To insert one's penis into a woman's vagina.
Hey, gorgeous. Do you want to come back to Al's place and play dip the doggie?
by Blenderhead1991 September 07, 2010
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maggot baby

(n.) The horribly mutated offspring of your alcoholic ex-girlfriend when she gets knocked up by the loser she picks up at the bar to make you jealous.
Earl: Hey, Ron! Have you seen Jennifer's baby?

Ron: Fuck that dirty slut and her maggot baby!
by Blenderhead1991 September 05, 2010
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prickoris

1.) (n.) an over-sized clitoris

2.) (n.) a derogatory term for a tragically undersized penis or a penis of normal proportions belonging to an exceptionally effeminate male.
1.) When I went down on Regina, I had no idea she had a prickoris. Somehow, sucking on that thing...sort of makes me feel gay!

2.) Ned: Dude...are you gonna stand on that high dive all afternoon or are you gonna jump? Come on....your prickoris is showing!

Phil: Fuck you, Ned!
by Blenderhead1991 May 05, 2009
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The Carnal Lie

When a woman you've picked up at a bar (or elsewhere)or at the end of a first date has sex with you and tells you "I never do this," when you are just pretty damn sure she's full of shit.
Nicole took me back to her trailer, got undressed, and commenced telling me the carnal lie. At the time, I really didn't mind.
by Blenderhead1991 May 18, 2009
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