3 definitions by bleached cow

A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.
you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?
by bleached cow February 6, 2019
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the opposite of a nigga cow, when a cow is poured into a bleach bath when they are born they are forever a bleached cow.
Wow! that is quite a white cow, that must be a bleached cow.
by bleached cow February 6, 2019
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