Definitions by bleached cow

Strawberry 

Why the fuck are you searching up what the definition of strawberry is?

Do you want a strawberry you fucking idiot?

Strawberry by bleached cow February 8, 2019

bleached cow 

the opposite of a nigga cow, when a cow is poured into a bleach bath when they are born they are forever a bleached cow.

Wow! that is quite a white cow, that must be a bleached cow.

bleached cow by bleached cow February 6, 2019

Guacamole Nigga Penis 

A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.

you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?

Guacamole Nigga Penis by bleached cow February 6, 2019